Name: Jack Hades Jericho
Description:
"WAHAHA! If you looked any more like a dog, I'd sell you to a Korean."
This is Jack. Trust me, you have never met someone so purposefully immoral. Jack refuses to speak about his past to anyone. He is a psychotic, raging, out of control clown with a deathwish and a doomsday plot. Fortunately for the heros of the story, there's one thing that makes him even more angry than good guys: other bad guys. Jack feels that no other villian has the right to destroy Earth, and will go so far as to side with the heros to defeat other villians. He is a self proclaimed genius that hates humanity and all the people that make it up. He does not have a normal, regular weapon. He instead wins his battles through trickery, mindgames, and large explosives. "IT'S MORE FUN THIS WAY, WAHAHAHAHA!"
Attack: 5
Defense: 9 (+2)
Speed: 10 (+1)
Magic: 0
Starting weaponsMicrophone - Check, check one two. A microphone on a stand that Jack uses as a sword. It's not very good for attacking, but it's hard enough to block the sharpest of swords. +1 Defense.
Juggling Balls - I learned this from a street performer in western Serinside! By juggling these, Jack stays focused and keeps his heart rate level, allowing him to evade more attacks. +1 speed and defense.
Special AttacksTHANK YOU, GOODNIGHT! - Jack takes the microphone off its stand and swings it by its chord, like a flail. He swings it in circles then smacks you in the face. How's that for a last joke? +1 attack, can't defend well without the stand, though.
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD! - Jack's long range attack. He pulls a single razor card from his sleeve and throws it. No boosts, just great for range. Requires Jack to set his microphone to the side.
PICK A CARD, EVERY CARD! - Jack's super attack. Requires complete and total focus, he is very vunerable during this, much like PK Thunder in Smash. Jack shoots a homing beam of endless cards that can extend for miles. Very powerful, also easy to interrupt. Attack +20, speed and defense are reduced to nothing.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! - Jack throws dynamite at the opponent. Medium range, has to take time to light it first. No increase in damage, has a medium blast radius.
CUZ I MISS YOU STELLA, AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING! - Jack sings a ballad into his microphone. Increases Stella's attack +1.
Name: Stella Ares Valentine
Description:
This is Stella, Jack's assistant, partner in crime, and love interest. Jack, while he was still young, found Stella abandoned as a child and raised her to see the world through his eyes. She never leaves Jack's side, and their teamwork in battles and planning is flawless. Her ideals and feelings directly mirror Jack's; she hates humanity, and is just as wicked as Jack himself. She also believes that they are the ones destined to destroy everything, and joins Jack in stopping other villians from doing so. She is not as comically based as Jack; she is more straight forward, though she always agrees to any plan Jack has and helps him in any way possible. Though she often employs trickery, she also enjoys normal fighting; she wields the large and powerful Heartbreak Hammer as her signature weapon. Her purse is bewitched; it has unlimited space inside and holds all of Jack and Stella's items and gadgetry. Jack and Stella recognize each others' differences perfectly and plan with them in mind to create flawless and perfect teamwork and strategy.
Attack: 10 (+3)
Defense: 7
Speed: 7
Magic: 0
Starting weaponsHeartbreak Hammer - It's so awesome, it's like angry breakup sex. On a stick. IN YOUR FACE. Stella's hammer hits you like a high speed divorce lawyer, and, just like that, it's over. +3 attack.
(The juggling balls in Stellas avatar aren't being used by her, she's simply passing them to Jack. As such, she doesn't gain the boosts from them.)
Special attacksWHACK-A-MAN! - Stella jumps high into the air and brings her hammer down onto the top of the opponent. +1 attack, easy to dodge.
I WENT GROCERY SHOPPING! - Stella pulls candy out of her purse and eats it/gives it to Jack. The receiver regains health.
DON'T FORGET TO WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS! - Stella, like a good girlfriend, nags and nitpicks Jack like crazy. +1 to Jack's defense.
Name: Samuel Hephaestus Supernova
Description:
Witty, brilliant, and positively British, Sam 'Nova is Jack's old friend and partner in crime, as well as the owner of the Capital City safe house. Living up to his middle namesake, he is the creator and forger of all of Jack and Stella's equipment. He uses his own secret forging techniques to create the clowns' weaponry. He won't reveal his secret art, though he hints at it by calling it "Cold Fusion." Sam uses his power of Cold Fusion as his weapon of choice against enemies; he often has it take the form of a dragon. Like Jack, Sam has a very unclear past that he refuses to speak of. "Hehe... feel the chill, mate."
Attack: 1
Defense: 1
Speed: 2
Magic: 20
Magic AttacksWill edit and do these later. As if he'll actually need them. WAHAHA!
And remember what Uncle Jack says, kiddies. "PLUG YOUR ASSHOLES, WE'RE IN FOR A HELLUVA RIDE! WAHAHAHA!"
(Expect other similar, hilarious, quotable lines from me while I write Jack's part. This is gonna be a fun character to write about. WAHAHA! Woops. xD)
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